Meet Pilz-e

Pillz-E is on a lot of medication. He has ADD, and every time he goes to his doctors, they put him on more pills and sometimes stick needles in his eyes. He wears glasses because of his eye stigmata. He gets put on more pills to take care of the side effects of all of his medications, he even has a pill to cure death. He talks very fast, even for a squirrel. He usually has good intentions, but messes up because of the pills. Part of his problem is his addiction to coffee. He's very good at Voodoo. He doesn't seem to like babies. He's agoraphobic (in this case afraid of people named Gore.) He buys CDs from a red man on the corner named Mr Hellman. (Who's really Satan.)