Mexico Es Muy Bien (7/13/2006) Options

[Sidepocket]

JIM pulled a fast one on us and changed the episode at the last minute. So this is the new thread:

[cmptrvir]

Script = here.
Cmptrvir = sleepy.
Ya'll = enjoy.

Foamy: Mexico es muy bien! Now, most of you by now, certainly know how I feel about illegal Mexicans breaking into our borders and stealing us jobs from our citizens, not speaking English, and blah blah blah. Unfortunately, most of you people with your limited thought capacity, are applying this view point to
Mexican people as a whole. What is wrong with you people? Why is it that when anyone criticizes a certain group of people, everyone else takes those
criticisms and then stereotypes the whole group in its entirety based on those few observations. It's nuts. So, today, let's talk about the positive impact
of Mexican culture on American society.

Foamy: Now, for me, the best part about this influx of Mexican culture are the tacos. Tacos and ****ing chaloopas. Mexican food in general just ****ing kicks ass. No more of this second hand rate taco smell fest food nonsense. Nope, we're gonna get the real shit. For those of you who have actually eaten real Mexican food, you know what I'm talking about.

Foamy: Next up, sombreros. I love sombreros, those big ol hats are more fun then a clown car on fire. I'm constantly on the lookout for a hat big enough to cast a shadow large enough to keep me and my friends cool on a hot summer day. And I think the sombrero could be that hat. Kudos.

Foamy: Another thing, pinadas, I personally love the concept of beating the shit out of something and then getting candy in return. It's pure genius and kicks ass.

Foamy: The other thing I'm looking forward to are those afternoon siestas. What's better then taking a nap in the middle of the afternoon. I personally get a bit weary around 2 P.M after a long morning of *****ing and complaining and need to recharge my batteries. A siesta is the perfect concept and needs to be put into law immediately. Yo me gusta.

Foamy: Yeah, the influx of a strong work ethic and some family values wouldn't hurt America either. Ehmm, welfare mothers. With all this being said, I welcome aboard the new Americans of the future. Just don't' bring over any Mexican water, learn some English, and please, leave that repetitive Mexican music at the border. In the meantime, I'm going to go beat the crap out of Germaine until candy falls out of her skull. Yo me gusta candy. Whoo!

[wiztee]

OMG!!!!!!!! this one of the few episodes where foamy talks about the GOOD things about something instead of ranting like usual. Wow!

[MaxIBoy]

Agreed with Foamy on ALL points! But they could make it easier for immigrants to do the thing properly...

[reaper195]

...whaaat? That was just taking the piss out of Mexicans! What the hell was that?

[Fuzzy Hollynoodl...]

Thanks for the script, that was fast. Kudos to you.

[frenchfriendoffo...]

This episode was agreable to hear
It's been a while since I watched an ep several times:)
Pbbly because it's not the usual foaming rant